Pedocure


a liquid chemical system that temporary cures all symptoms of pedophilia (prep-b-scent children, bieber fever, those 17 and under.) a treatment that, like nail care needs to be reapplied every so often to keep the effect. a pedocure should be an acetone based treatment.

there is one man who is already getting daily pedocures. his twitter handle is @projectandriko
getting a pedocure is relatively easy and affordable.

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