pedolator
idolator of children, in a non s-xual sense. differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. so, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.
my baby sitter is such a pedolator. she sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. she will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.
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