Pedoperve
a pedoperve is a mix between and pedophile– a person interested in those not old enough to drive a caryet– and a pervert– someone who is perverted. it takes the idea of pedophilia and brings it one step further. those interested in his/her friend’s siblings that are fourteen are considered pedophiles. those interested in stealing their friend’s phone to retrieve pictures of said brother are pedoperves.
john- “hey, can we go to your little brother’s soccor game?”
lindsey- “dude! you’re such a pedoperve!”
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