Pedophestiality
the illicit act of committing pedophilia and b-st–lity all at the same time.
person 1: “dude, do you know about those clopper guys who post up disgusting drawings all the time?”
person 2: “yeah, they’re friggin’ everywhere…why?”
person 1: “well, apparently what they do is illegal.”
person 2: “seriously? but don’t they just spam p-rn of cartoon ponies all over the place?”
person 1: “…nope. they actually self-published pony p-rn magazines from funding that was supposed to be used for charity.”
person 2: “that’s just gross, it’s like pedophestiality is their entire world!”
person 1: “y’know, i can’t tell you how correct you are ’bout that, dude.”
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