pedosmile

phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams “i molest children”. such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a c-cked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of f-ggotry. used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.
i was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then i saw that he had a pedosmile.
the tell-tale sign of a pedofile. a facial expression that is a fairly accurate dictation of whether or not, person in question rapes children or not. this expression is commonly a cross between a grin and a smirk. pedosmile is a play on words, combining pedofile and smile.
priest-with-pedosmile: come little boys, i have cookies.. don’t you like cookies?

boy 1: yeah, they’re great!

boy 2: psst, dude, don’t fall for it.. he’s got a pedosmile

boy 1: wow, good thing you can spot those guys out.. that cardinal almost had his way with me..

boy 2: d-mn right it’s a good thing that i can spot ’em out..
the creepy look predators give in mug shots.
that dude on the news last night had such an obvious pedosmile, the authorities should have known at a glance!
a facial expression in which the corners of the mouth are raised, usually expressing amus-m-nt, pleasure, or approval in such a way that reveals a disire to committe s-xual acts with a child.
derek’s pedosmile caused the mother to cover her baby with a blanket as they drove by.
evil rape smile
girl 1:hey you see that guy over there?
girl 2:yea.
girl 1:well he keeps giving me a pedo-smile. it’s creeping me out.
random guy:if you don’t want any attention, then you should cover your left nipple. it’s been hangin’ out ever since.
girl 1: (quickly fixes her shirt)
a pedosmile is an awkward and/or creepy smile portrayed on someones face. this can be either on a picture or seen in real life. a pedosmile does not necessarily label someone a pedophile but just that they shouldn’t smile because it can be taken that they are.
hey dan check out robs “pedosmile” in his picture, he looks down right creepy.
1: a facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: a facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.

1
girl a: hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. we should get out of here.

girl b: oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

2
guy a: dude, why can’t i ever get these chicks numbers?

guy b: you should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.