pedro sanchez stache
a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the uppercl-ssmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don’t be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad–ss moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i’ve ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
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