pee pee touch
this is usually a final request from someone who is desperate for s-x.
man: i’ll pay you 100 bucks to sleep with me.
stripper: f-ck no!
man: how bout 10 bucks and you give me a pee pee touch
a game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. the act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim “pee-pee touch!” the first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the first continental congress in 1774.
eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was h-t with the backhand of mark. as eric collapsed, mark proclaimed “pee-pee touch!”
a small poke or caress of a males gentiles
david “just a small peepeetouch?”
mich-lle “okay!”
a male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.
dude, why the h-ll do you like to touch other guys c-cks!! your a pee pee touch!!
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