Peed My Pants Off
combination of “i nearly peed my pants” and “i laughed my -ss off” lmao.
expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.
“i laughed so hard i nearly peed my pants off”
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