Peej


a nickname for the one who makes someone smile, laugh and has the ability to cheer them up in the worst of times. the person who you care about just the same.
peej, you make me soo happy and i love you!
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verb: (to peej)- egregiously engaging in the willful pilfering of ingestible commodities not belonging to self.

noun: one who engages in the act of peejing.
peej: oh god!!! i’m so drunk!!! can i excavate that crab rangoon???
everyone in the room: ugh! peej… (sigh)
the perfect woman or the perfect girl.
i hope someday to marry peej.
slang for the word ‘pajamas’. ‘peej’ derives from the abbreviation ‘p.js’, using the phenotics of the first syllable but rejecting the second, thus becoming an abbreviation of an abbreviation. ‘peej’ refers to ones pajama ensemble in it’s entirety, meaning that it is plural despite the lack of an ‘s’ at the end of the word.

hangin lerd b-tters scutters med bangin
i’m just going to put my peej on.

do you like my new peej?

i want to buy some new peej.

you have mud all over your peej.

hangin lerd b-tters scutters med bangin
p-ssy; as in getting some.
dude i totally need to get some peej tonight.
a person who is generally a slob or waste of life. derives from “p-rno johnny” and “p.j.” both of which refer to someone who spends the majority of their time watching p-rn.
“bro, you haven’t showered in days and slept through all your cl-sses. you’re such a peej.”
a name for a s-x act in which a woman performs oral s-x, a.k.a. f-ll-t–, while urinating in the toilet.
before her 5 year old daughter walked in on our pounding session, she totally gave me a peej.

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