peeking turtle
1. that critical moment between ‘having to take a dump real bad’ and ‘having an accident in your pants’.
2. the feeling that a t-rd is on the cusp of ‘peeking’ out of one’s -n-s, resembling a turtle’s head coming out of its sh-ll.
we gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! i got a peeking turtle over here!
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