Peench
to partake in the act of acting like a d-ck.
me and jordan were supposed to party, but she peenched out and slapped my mom
– verb (used with objects)
how a smallface (see smallface), redneck, hick or nascar enthusiast would describe the action of squeezing or compressing between the finger and thumb, the teeth, the jaws of an instrument, or the like.
smallface (to new yorker thinking her pr-nunciation of “pinch” will sound funny): hey! say “peench!”
new yorker (left extremely confused): ummm… okay. “peench.”
slang term for a hot babe, and getting poon!
me and my broskis got a nice peench!
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