Peepertunity
an unexpected opportunity to peep at something or someone that would otherwise be unacceptable.
to sneak a peak.
“quick chick peepertunity ladies: check out mr. hottie reaching up and changing our office lightbulb. he’s exposing his 6-pack and the top of his fluorescent green boxers!!”
“dude! sweet peepertunity! check out the rack on ms. stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!”
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