Peeturbate
refers to the improbable occurrence of s-xual stimulation of a person’s own genitals, usually to the point of -rg-sm while urinating.
“hey mike, can i use your bathroom? i have to peeturbate.”
“ok, so i recently started masturbating. i go to the bathroom before & after i m-st-rb-t-. when i first started masturbating, i got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. i go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. i then try again, same thing happens. odd thing is 3rd time i tried it i stayed hard for a while & got worried. i think it’s called peeturbation.”
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