Peitsch
a unit of measurement to describe someones level of douchebaggery. 1 peitsch is the highest level of douchebaggery one can ever attain. a peitsch can further be graduated to lower levels by use of the metric scale. for instance, the biggest douche you know is at the 1 peitsch level, while another person you know (a tenth of as much a douche) could be quantified as being rated on the douchebag scale as being a decipeitsch.
while eating lunch with friends from work john says-“man andrew is a major douchebag.” brian replies-“yeah, i would put andy at about 10 decipeitsch, but compared to cory he is nothing, that d-nk is straight up a full peitsch on the douchebag scale.”
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