Pekingese Feast
verb. a s-xual encounter when the woman is on all fours. the man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut b-tter on her -n-s and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the b-ttocks. he -ssumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut b-tter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. he then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
one sunday evening, jody had to give rebecca a pekingese feast to hold her over till after the furry convention.
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