pelp
p-n-s-endowed life partner. compare with “velp”, which was coined by tim minchin regarding female partners. pelp is the male equivalent of this.
my pelp and i went to see tim minchin last night
pelping someone means to slowly insert a dead fish into their r-ct-m.
this is taken from a famous german cartoon by walter moers.
…where he was pelped by the inquisition…
Read Also:
- pengrab
to inadvertently steal or swipe a borrowed writing instrument. next time that guy pulls a pengrab, i’m gonna go godfather on his a–!
- Penguin kiss
to penguin is a type of kiss which in the process one of the persons vomits into the others mouth. it’s like a peak only more p-ssionate. omg jacqueline and brad just penguin kissed
- perfect halloween
that would be a perfect halloween…considering it is the h-m-s-xual new year, i’m sure you and your dad have a great time. yeah, you could dress up as heinrich himmler and pops could dress as eva braun and you could cornhole each other all night. a halloween which is utterly perfect. well if my mom […]
- pete'n'pete
a television series which was aired on nickelodeon in the mid 1990’s. the series was created by will mcrobb and chris viscardi, who were hired by the network to create a few ‘shorts’. the aforementioned went over so well, that the network asked the fellows to create a series. each epsisode was an introspective look […]
- dickfaced asshole
someone who is such a pr-ck that neither the word d-ckhead or -sshole applies. you slept with my girlfriend you d-ckfaced -sshole?