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• penis joint

  a c-ck that has been f-cked so hard (by ellen mc) that it is steaming. ellen: god damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew! oscar: is it a p-n-s joint yet? daniel: nah give me another ten seconds :p

• penis pelmet

  the fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male. this can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt. omfg look at the p-n-s pelmet on him!!!!

• penispult

  with an erect p-n-s, while laying on their back, one pulls their p-n-s back towards their stomach, then places an object, such as a penny or piece of popcorn, on the head of the p-n-s, then releases their p-n-s; flinging the object like a catapult last night, i p-n-spulted a marshmallow into my girlfriend’s mouth.

• petrosexual

  a term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars. a person who spends every spare time with their car. e.g. john washes his car every day. john may be petros-xual a term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. they have the brain power of every nasa rocket scientist combined […]

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