Pelvister


(adj. & n.) name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
marie signed into facebook only to come across her pelvister friend -ssaulting her top news section with the following status update: pelley jpc dinner with t. mac from two if by sea and jay collet from bss… she wasn’t sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from facebook.
(adj. & n.) name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
marie signed into facebook only to come across her pelvister friend -ssaulting her top news section with the following status update: pelley jpc dinner with t. mac from two if by sea and jay collet from bss… she wasn’t sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from facebook.

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