pen hemorrhage
when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.
ally: –reaches inside bookbag– “oh cr-p what a mess!”
kendra: “whoa! what is that?”
ally: “pen hemorrhage.”
kendra: “ah…”
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- spoiled rich kid
those douchebags at school whose parents buy them everything their little cold hearts desire. they get all the finer things in life. “hey, did you see the cadillac tom’s parents got him?” “yeah. that guy is so spoiled. my parents make me work for what i have. he is such a spoiled rich kid.”
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- Spooky Hot
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