pen test
a method of determining the sagginess of a b–b: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. should pen fail to stay smashed up against the chest, then the b-tch doesn’t have saggy t-ts.
your grandma has such saggy t-ts, she’d fail the pen test lying down.
or
that sl-t may have failed the pen test, but she f-ckin shoved a tennis racket up my -ss, and it was great.
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