Pen Weasel


a pen weasel is the -sshole in your office that somehow acc-mlates everyones good writing pens. this person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.
hey where the f-ck did my pen go? my mom bought me a really good one for christmas. hey man just check the pen weasel i bet that -sshat has it.

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