penal fly
the act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the p-n-s. the subtle movements caused by it’s tiny legs have been known to bring on -j-c-l-t–n.
you can also try and coax the fly inside the p-n-s, for inner shaft stimulation.
nb: never try with a wasp.
carl: have you ever tried penal fly mate?
rick: yea, i tried it post -n-l as i had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. i laid there for an hour, nothing. by this time i was soft and stank of sh-t so i had a shower.
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