penalty shot
what you have to do after commiting a pary foul. ie. shot of the alcoholic drink of your choosing
hey, steve, you can’t double dip in the guacamole! penalty shot!
hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie – birthday, long cold streak, etc. relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.
player 1 – “hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?”
player 2 – “yeah bro shes a dime. but since its johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot.”
an undefended retaliation against someone who commits a party foul that has a victim.
derek: -spills drink on bob-
steve: “dude, brutal party foul”
bob: “oh, you best be knowin’ that’s a penalty shot!”
-punches derek-
a “penalty shot” involves you drinking more beer after losing in a beer drinking contest, bet, or on a crazy j-panese game show.
my friend had to endure a round of penalty shots after he failed to jump through the moving puzzle in his h-llo kitty costume on a j-panese game show and was tossed in the waters below. afterwards, he was deader than a doornail and mistook me for grandpa while hiccuping and singing his abc’s. well, at least now we know that when you drink too much booze, you lose.
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