Penalty Shotgun


a term stemming from a cu boulder student’s frustration with unpunished party fowls.

anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. any beer will do, but the cheaper/sh-ttier the better. this is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.

self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarr-ssment
a freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of takaa liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
“ohhhh, you b-tch! penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can’t even finish a single shot! someone get me a keystone light right now! ok, take a knee you c-cksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption”

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