Penalty stroke
a penalty stroke is what happens when you’re h-rny, but you were a d-ck to your wife, so instead of a wild night of s-x you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
i forgot my wife’s birthday so instead of having s-x i ended up taking a penalty stroke.
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