penanus
a cross between a p-n-s and -n-s
bill is a pen-n-s.
the act of having a p-n-s in your -n-s for at least one hour, preferably longer. the p-n-s must also be at least 7.6 inches in length, and must be human.
“ayo jamal, hows that pen-n-s hanging in there?”
“my pen-n-s is 13 inches long, f-ck you!”
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