penaptacon
a storage device such as a usb thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. the photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.
1. johnathon gave hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.
2. mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.
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