penbraphobia
the irrational fear of becoming addicted to breaking up with soccer players.
niall: i am scared.
damian: of what?
niall: that i will become addicted…
kev: addicted to what?
niall: i just cant stop breaking up with soccer players. i need to break up with soccer players.
damian: and you are scared of that concept?
niall: yes
kev: that is pretty scary, man, i think you have penbraphobia
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