pencil and sharpener theory
the lock and key theory can finally be disproved. the lock and key theory states that “a key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock” the counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that “a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener” this theory is rarely favoured by males… for some reason.
are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if yes, click on alt + f4 (on windows) and ⌘ + shift + w (on a mac)
the pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. works everytime
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