pencil leperchauns
the little b-st-rds that take your pencils when you’re not looking. also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to f-ck with you.
john: have you seen my pencil?
eric: no. wasn’t it just on the table? i think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
john: god d-mn it!
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