Pender
an occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: swain, bainz, byrne, compton, kempke, polls, skuodas, bolin, sh-lly, tiff, lode, smith, clay claypounds, tietz, butler, and dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as “takin’ care of business,” “pink cadillac,” “never been any reason,” and “mony mony.”
robley and me needed a case, so we found henkins before headin’ to pender.
1. noun – a person who is be completely and utterly lost on a topic that is common knowledge and lacks common sense
2. noun – a person who just keeps talking with the hopes that something they say will eventually make sense. commonly uses the phrases “as we all know”, “obviously”, “thus”, and “thoughts?????”
3. adjective – describing something that is lacking common sense
you are such a pender, i can’t believe you drove your car with no oil in it.
what a pender solution to use facial tissue to fix the hole in the pipe.
after 10 hours of downtime in a factory…
at the meeting that pender said we wouldn’t have any downtime.
a useless, accident-pr-ne tw-t, most often from drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog sh-t prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for you……na, ah’m good pender, but i’d love some of your exotic rhubarb!
people who pends a lot in skype
emily and johnson are penders, they never receive my message on skype.
a useless, accident-pr-ne tw-t, most often from from drylaw, that enjoys dipping rhubarb into dog sh-t prior to consuming, most often with gay friends.
alright mate, can i push your stool in for you……na, ah’m good pender, but i’d love some of your exotic rhubarb!
an anomaly occurance that causes impulsive actions and shortened attention span.
dan: hey, did you remember to bring the beer i called about 10 minutes ago?
paul: hey man can we jam? d-mn i want a cigarette! did you get beer?
dan: what a pender!
somebody who is a m-ssive loser
‘i’m not hanging out with her, she’s a right pender!’
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