Pending Paranoia Request
a mental facebook friend request you have for someone but won’t send it. you get paranoid that they don’t like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.but it doesn’t stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, but you still avoid sending the friend request. why? because you don’t want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. because then that will just prove they don’t like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.
person 1″i have known david for a year, i see him everyday, but i haven’t sent him a friend request.”
person 2″just send it, it’s not a big deal.”
person 1″ya but what if he denies it?”
person 2″oh ya true, that would make things really awkward.”
person 1″what the h-ll do i do? i f-cking paranoid!”
person 2″just don’t send it.”
person 1″ok, back to square one.”
person 2″you have what i like to call a pending paranoia request. it’s very common, you’re not alone. you can get help for it.”
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