pendulum case
this is some life saving information that i am about to share with you! when you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your r-ct-m remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. grab your b-lls and hold them up so they don’t get a sh-t shower when your -ss erupts like a volcano!
hey son i got a cr-p in my -ss the size of a donkey!
well remember to use the pendulum case cos i forgot and i got sh-t all over my hairy b-llsack, where’s some f-cking shampoo?
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