pendulum smack
after gravity has taken it’s toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s as a wreaking ball. -ssuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other t-st-cl- sending it hurdling towards the desired object. thus the pendulum effect.
bro: how did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?
you: i realized i forgot a towel when i got out of the shower so i was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schl-ng but i accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
bro: ouch!
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