PenFest


1)a cl-ssroom riot, whereby pens are feverently thrown about the room, often at somebody.

2)as 1, but involving a fat semi-naked maths teacher grabbing fistfuls of pens and rubbing them on himself, often with loud, cheesy disco music and/or a mirrorball.

3)any celebration of this sort
when i shouted penfest, i had no idea that mr munro would burst in and rip his shirt off!!!

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