Pengé
proper noun: frenchified form of penge, a south london suburb which is full of pikeys and as rough as a badger’s -rs-. it has recently enjoyed an influx of gentrifiers who are desperately talking the area up. if pr-nounced ‘ponjay’ (with a very soft ‘j’) an estate agent will add £2500 to the price of your crack den with a blocked toilet.
laurent and guy bake these oat-sprinkled baguettes every morning in their boulangerie in the bohemian quarter of pengé.
mmmm. such a wealthy bouquet. wait! they’re identical to the ones i buy from tesceaux in croix nouveau!
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a land full of friendly face’s ready to rob you, b-m you and set you on fire.
don’t answer your phone in penge!
to penge oneself, is to catch or collide one’s genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.
i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk
an old woman’s genitalia.
mavis flashed her penge wholeheartedly, with good cheer, at every possible opportunity.
the half swilled sk-nk at the bottom of a beer gl-ss, usually a pint.
“would you care to finish off my penge?”
someone who isn’t just peng, so deserves a better word/longer to describe how unbelievably fit they are.
n – omg have you seen that guy?
rt – yeah, omg, he’s penge!
the male supra-pubic region of hair.
what a luxurious penge!
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