pengism
a scrub who can’t speak proper english and forms incoherent sentences that are horrendously grammatically incorrect. when confronted about the mistake, the person who uttered the pengism will deny anything wrong occured.
person 1: i now posses a piece of ipod touch 4g silicon case. do you want buy it?
person 2: what the h-ll is posses? and what the h-ll is a piece of a case? and want buy it?
person 1: what’s wrong?
person 2: pengism!!!
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