penguin dick


a term that refers to a circ-mcised p-n-s with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a “penguin.”
“penguin d-ck.. the worst!! ”

“yah him and his penguin d-ck tried to waddle into my v-g-n-… i was havin no part of that!”

Read Also:

  • penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabber

    an obvious crossbreed of penguins and snails that possess suckers, stingers and spews toxic and kills upon contact. first came into being in the antarctic, now swimming towards mainland to conquer the wrold. do not bother to bar your doors, the sea monkeys and penguinheadedsnailbackednutgrabbers spit toxic which will melt the doors on contact.

  • Smokey Bear Parade

    1. an exceptionally large amount of marine corps drill instructors in one place at a givin time. usually in motion. (ie. parade, march) 2. a marine corps recruits worst nightmare in reality. ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-g-d!! it’s a smokey bear parade!

  • coochone

    an absent-minded idiot. often said by italian-americans/italian-canadians look at this coochone, he’s doing 50 in a 70! where did this coochone learn how to drive? madonna mia! what a f-cking coochone.

  • penguin monkey

    exactly what david archuleta looks like. hey. is that a… man, or a… or a penguin monkey???

  • Smokin Blunts

    the t-tle of a reference book written by k. pierre and published in early 2009. “smokin blunts: the evolution of blunting in the united states” describes the habits, customs and traditions of todays blunt rollers and its connection to the greater culture. i just finished reading “smokin blunts’ and it was great!


Disclaimer: penguin dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.