Penguin Eater


1. an annoying douche bag .

2. someone who eats penguins.
-sshat: hey, do you want to go out?
person: no, you are a penguin eater!
-sshat: what’s that supposed to mean?
person: that if you don’t go away i will shove my foot up your -ss.
-sshat: …oh…

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