Penguin friend


a rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their “members card”. they generally worship the c-ck as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers v-g-n-ld on most sunday’s as a tradition. they blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? must be a “penguin friend”.

Read Also:

  • bob villain

    the evil version of a bob vila (hand job), usually using hands rougher than sandpaper with a grit grade of 60 or lower due to severe callusing. leslie liked to give dave a bob villain till his d-ck bled for a week afterwards.

  • bogahut

    a hut in a bog i built a hut in a bog, now i live in a bogahut.

  • bradiation

    being so bro, that one radiates broness from oneself; broness radiating from a bro; can also be used as a nickname for a true bro that guy gives off so much bradiation! he’s almost as cool as bradiation

  • chrono Clepsydra

    creator of nightmare xv (s7.invisionfree.com/nightmarexv) soon to be ruler of the world! that chrono clepsydra is one tough b-st-rd.

  • chronophile

    slang. a person who demonstrates a love or healthy obsession with wearing, collecting or discussing wristw-tches. since glenn was a well-known chronophile, wristw-tch manufacturers routinely sent their newest collections to him for his opinion and critique.


Disclaimer: Penguin friend definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.