Penguin King


noun. ‘the’ lover of all artic birds. typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. if charging does occur, only by playing “graceland” by paul simon will the victim have a chance to escape. recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.
don’t bother the penguins — the penquin king might get you.
1. one who rules the penguins.
2. the tightest kid around.
3. peter lucier.
4. xavier
wow, there goes peter lucier, the mother f-cking penguin king!

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