Penguin Tart
the lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.his spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!the “penguin tart” uses common phrases to capture the attention of his b–tches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple t-ssles.
penguin 1:”im lonely”
penguin tart:-rubs flippers-…”hubba hubba”
-swishing of the nipple t-ssles-
…..hence s-x…….
polar bear sl-t:”dont be such a jew man.”
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