Penguinism


a religion that worships penguins
i worship the mighty penguin leader bob

join penguinism and follow the penguin brothers
the description of something or someone being penguin-like.
1. dude, this guy walks like a penguin.

2. kyle: it’s f-cking freezing out here! aren’t you even cold?

jer: it’s okay, i’m like a penguin, i’m used to this sort of thing.

3. claire, i think i’m going to write a book. it’ll be the “book of penguinisms”. everything penguin, from the cute birds themselves, to the quirks about the people we hang around with.

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