penguins drunk
drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. on walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.
i had to slept outside because i was penguins drunk.
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