penguin’s life
n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.
hey, are you going to apply for the -ssociate dough stirrer position when doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?
no way! the penguin’s life is not for me. i’m gonna open a bong repair shop in malibu and surf, surf, surf.
don’t forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.
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