penii

(pee-n-eye)

a group or flock of p-n-s’.
alan: d-mn jonny look at that flock of p-n-s
jonny: that my friend is a penii
a word made up by people uneducated in the ways of etymology. not the plural of p-n-s.

the rule with aplural form with an i is derived from latin and is only applicable when the word ends in -us, and has no relevance whatsoever when the word ends in -is.

when a word ends in -is, the correct plural form is, in fact, -ises.
(us-i)
the octopus was languid.
the octopi were languid.

the radius was 5cm long.
the radii were both of the same length.

the hippopotamus was huge.
all the hippopotami were huge.

(is-ises)
within most species the p-n-s is used for reproduction.
the correct plural or p-n-s is p-n-ses, not penii.

the white ibis is my favourite of all the ibises.
fallacious plural form of ‘p-n-s’
“hey, remember that guy that thought ‘penii’ was an actual word?”
a false plural for “p-n-s” made up by the same smug pseudo-intellectual dorks who say “boxen” and “ignorami” and “virii”. also, most of them wear suspenders use unix (variants of which they call -nixen).
guy 1: “some ignorami stuck their penii in my linux boxen and now they’re borken! this is worse than winblows boxen with all their virii!”
p-sser-by: “who are you talking to?”
people for the extermination of non-important insect species
this party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect species, as well as peta’s attempt to sue president obama’s “public execution of a fly,” claiming that flies are a non-important insect
she likes peniis
he’s such a peniis
look!@! a peniis
the plural definition of p-n-s. everybody knows it.
raynier – what’s the plural of p-n-s?
kyle – penii of course.
plural form of p-n-s for fun and uneducated types. after all, language is defined by its use.
more than one penii is at least one too many.
the plural of p-n-s. much more fun than saying p-n-ses. :p
person 1: whats the plural of p-n-s?
person 2: penii, duh.

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