penile contraption
a p-n-s to be exact.
a man can p-ss out of it.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s he can eject s-m-n like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things s-xually to himself or another man.
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.
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