penile decrepitude


very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
similar to whiskey d-ck.
a serious softening of the p-n-s.
impotence.
hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! not even that wild -ss hot red head could get me hard last night. i must be getting old or something…

no man it was all that tequila you drank.
yea but she was so hot… and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing…
wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

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