penile reduction


the surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a m-ssive p-n-s, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.
“diane and i used to have a h-ll of a time lubing up with ky before making love, but since my penile reduction…well, it’s more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.”

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