penility


(n) 1. the progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one’s love muscle for thinking with.

a highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
bob: as i was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu… woah, b–bies!!1! …. huh?

bill: oh noes. another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. where will it ever stop??
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humiliation felt as a result of exposure of one’s miniscule p-n-s
we were in the showers, and feelings of penility overwhelmed me.

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